Bareass Hilton
Hi to all of my adoring fans in Buffalo! I'm so glad you appreciate my talents.
I wanted you to be the first to know that my time in prison has made me think about things more seriously and I've decided to write an autobiography about my own life. It's going to be called "The Simpleminded Life".
I'm sending you a picture so you'll see that prison wasn't at all like they told me it would be. The first thing my six guards told me was that the orange jumpsuit stuff is just a joke that they tell all the new girls, kind of like a sorority initiation. My six, or sometimes eight or nine, guards said I had to dress like this so I won't be able to conceal any contraband.
And I want you all to know that I felt very safe at night because of all the extra guards that seemed to keep coming into my cell. It did seem a little crowded but we're all women so what could go wrong with that?
